Thursday, October 27, 2022

How to Sound Like Jive Boy

 Say:

"sheeple"

"water-down-the-tea crowd."

"con-inc astroturf"

"if your side doesn't believe in losing, why does it always lose?"

after glowing praise for useless pols "as evidenced by the growing homeless problem!"

to executives "who calls your plays?"

"- couldn't build a shithouse."

"by giving them access and money you're not incentivizing them to change."

"most of your customers are mystery shoppers."

"You can't claim to follow God's law when you say you ex-communicate but you simultaneously emulate and masterbate."

"You pointed out obvious problems, but my question was how do we fix it?"

"oic"

"How did I know x? That's what they always do."