Saturday, August 12, 2023

8 Cute Pick Up Lines

Did you do something to my eyes? I can't seem to take them off you.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for. (Just don't say "Go ogle.")

I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.


Monday, July 17, 2023

Potential MasterMind Group Names

Potential MasterMind Names

Can't think of a name for your new MasterMind?

Maybe one of these will work.


The Hydra Society

The _______ Macks (think Too Short)

The Omega Variants

Team Gary (think MJ DMarco)

The Weird Pros (think Kiyosaki)

The Autistic Pros

Righteous Rogues (think a nice Lutheran lady from Canada)

Offshore High Bidders

______ Avatars

The Almighty Bungholes (think Mike Judge)

Avatar Geckos

The Based Society

Celery MasterMind

The Don't @ Me Bros

The Men of the Mind

The anti-Heroes

The Whale Street Mafia

Team Burry

Team Thiel

Exiled to Mars

The Invisible Cult of Achievement

Managed By Absence

Optimal Living Master Mind

The Mad Scientists (from the center of the Earth)

The Consciousness

America’s Angriest Master Mind

The Uncommon Visionaries

Paranormies

Sunday, April 23, 2023

How to Leverage a MasterMind to Increase Web Traffic

I asked ChatGPT the following query:


what are ten ways a team can leverage an informal mastermind for greater traffic and influence?


1. Develop a strong content marketing strategy.
Brainstorm ways to create content that is compelling, informative, and shareable. Use the collective knowledge of the group to research topics, create visuals, and identify influencers to reach the right audience.

2. Utilize social media to amplify reach.
Utilize the collective knowledge of the group to create and share content on social media channels. Identify influencers to help promote your content and drive more traffic.

3. Network with influencers.
Reach out to influencers in the space and build relationships. Ask them to promote your content and help you reach more people.

4. Leverage organic search.
Utilize keyword research and SEO best practices to increase organic search traffic.

5. Leverage paid advertising.
Identify target audiences, create effective ads, and utilize the collective knowledge of the group to optimize campaigns for maximum reach and impact.

6. Track analytics.
Measure and analyze the performance of your campaigns to identify areas for improvement.

7. Utilize email marketing.
Create engaging emails and use the collective knowledge of the group to optimize your campaigns for maximum engagement.

8. Participate in webinars and podcasts.
Utilize the collective knowledge of the group to create and host webinars or podcasts. Invite influencers to participate and leverage their reach.

9. Speak at conferences and events.
Research and identify relevant conferences, events, and speaking opportunities. Leverage the collective knowledge of the group to craft compelling presentations, and reach out to conference organizers to increase your chances of being selected.

10. Run a referral program.
Create a referral program to incentivize people to refer your content and products to their networks. Leverage the collective knowledge of the group to optimize your program for maximum engagement.

Saturday, February 4, 2023

An Informative and Wildly Entertaining Read (Not PC)

 If you want to see how high you can climb the socioeconomic ladder, read Jerome Brown, MBA.

This punchy Kindle eBook, soon to be on Audible, will help you to gain insight to strategies for success (and survival).

This eBook will help you understand and respond to the volatile corporate and political environment.

Antifragility & Machiavellianism highlights several people who succeeded (for a while at least) in our happy dog eat dog planet.

Not written by a communist. But written by a man who asked questions and experimented... studying what makes people antifragile and successful overall.

If we're looking to excuse apathy, this isn't your book.

You can read many books to try to ascertain how to properly lay a foundation for life, or you can read:

Antifragility & Machiavellianism by Jerome Brown.

(Most of this eBook was published as a series of popular blog posts.)

Sunday, January 22, 2023

News Headlines From 2050

"Agape Wars Continue."

"Oregon City Gets New Bath House."

"Wall Banger Declares War on Literacy."

"Employees Read Parking Lot Lines Like I-ching."

"Conservative Billionaire Turns San Juan into Ghetto."

"'Trans Kids Can't Have Abortions!!' Activist Exclaims."

"Conservatives Organize Pee-In for Alex Jones Lecture."

"Geraldo to Expose JFK Files Live on Tea Party Livestream."

"Bush Family to Lecture About Parallels With Roman Empire, by 2113."

"LDS Church Cedes GOP to Scientologists."

Thursday, November 17, 2022

End of 2022 Briefing

 

JB’s Daily Briefing

 

Hola avatar,

 

I know a few of us have said this since myspace was a thing. But please pay attention to how the saucer eyed Lefties grabbed power and keep power throughout the entirety of Oregon.

I see no point to talking about bad politicians or out of kilter celebrities when you or your kids could go to LI or when you can disseminate the scams local shitlibs try to spring on your town.

Remember, all global politics is local, everywhere in the world. Helping the political Left at work or in your home or in your church is having the opposite effect on you and your country.

Yes I understand the gatekeepers have positive and negative sanctions for dereliction of their duties to their communities. But don’t serve them for free.

Yes saucer eyed dunces can ambush you at the grocery store or they can relentlessly harass clients of yours. If you won’t stand up to them, what sense does it make to join retarded conversations on Facebook?

There are many gatekeepers and influencers who claim to want to make men masculine and independent. But we see them fucking off and playing footsies with local globalist-feminist kingpins.

Or a progressive talking point gets stuck in their head and they run around in once safe territory spouting student leader bullshit.

The elites want to eliminate excess carbon and the excess carbon is you and I. You don’t fight them by joining them.

The elites have had their low level volunteers parroting their talking points and living their doctrines since I was in high school. Many of these parrots are today washed up. If king pin walks up to you and tries to make conversation or financial offers, this is a warning he wants to ruin you.

Cucks don’t talk about this.

Cucks have failed to acknowledge since the 1990s.

The fake 2 party system is quickly becoming more obvious. And lazy executives might have to do some actual work to make things believable again.

The shitlibs demand no one talks about mass formation psychosis and most cucks obey. ANYPLACE that did not adhere to Luciferian doctrine now has agents of disruption in their ranks.

Tell your kids this in front of saucer eyed gal or cuckservative and watch what happens.

Don’t be afraid to challenge the narrative.

Don’t be afraid to say no to getting cucked.

Seriously, don't be afraid to point out fake individuals who lie about or misinterpret or ignore the actual doctrines. These guys are easy to spot. But most won't stand up to them.